Vegan red Chili recipe. Spicy, warming, full of flavour and very, very satisfying. My chili recipe is not lacking in anything and it's ready in less than half an hour!
If you enjoyed this recipe, you will love my vegan spaghetti bolognese too.
My ex-husband, for all his faults, was especially great at two things: cooking and writing. Whilst trawling for recipes on my old food blog, I found this article he wrote, sometime in 2008 I think, loosely about chili, but more about goodness knows what else. I'm sharing it, without editing, but I have liberally edited the recipe, firstly veganising it. As per his own disclaimer, I hope that his intact comments are taken with the pinch of salt that he liberally seasoned them with.
(DISCLAIMER: The opinions expressed in the following article are meant to be humorous and will hopefully be read in the way it was intended.)
There are two things that Texans think they do better than anybody else in the world. The first is criminal justice and the second is chili. I may ruffle a few feathers, but I disagree on both points. As much as I would love to get into a political debate about the importance of a public defender program or the necessity of DNA evidence, it's probably best that I stick to a topic which is more in keeping with the mood of this forum. While I can speak intelligently on the subject of capital punishment, I am an even greater authority on chili. After all, it's my prerogative as an American Male.
Searching for Texas chili recipes on-line yields a wide variety of results. There are numerous sites claiming that proper chili should just be meat, chilies, and seasoning and that any additional ingredients only serve to dilute the flavour; most sites claim that chili is a Texas invention; and all the sites are committed to the lie that nobody but a Texan can make decent chili. Without exception, these sites also focus on red chili and neglect the interesting variants such as white chili and, MY favourite, green chili.
I'm not saying that Texan chili is bad; far from it! I'm simply saying that it's very narrow-minded to consider it definitive. Also, I have a difficult time understanding food possessiveness. I know if I invented something that I thought was good enough to share with others, I would also want it to have the broadest appeal to the biggest marketplace. Following a memetic formula, this sometimes requires adaptation. I would be happy to think that somebody had altered my creation to suit their own needs, provided I got royalties and there was no copyright or patent infringement, of course (I am also a realist).
I know what motivates the Texan mindset. Occasionally a native Texan ignores his innate xenophobia and travels further north than the Oklahoma panhandle and it may be possible that, like me, they've seen a billboard advertising the "Worlds Greatest Chili" at the next truck stop. They've stopped in not because of the promise of Worlds Greatest, but because the word Chili is decidedly alluring. They sit down at a greasy booth with a bitter cup of coffee hoping for reassurance and a taste of home and discover that some parolee has made a mockery of a sacred dish by pouring kidney beans into Campbells Tomato Soup. And I couldn't agree more. I lived this experience in Nebraska, or was it Iowa? I skipped the "4lb. Cheeseburger: Eat the whole thing in an hour without puking and get a T-shirt!" and went for the promised Ambrosia. I swear it was Hormel chili with some cheese grated on top. It left me feeling empty, cheap, and exploited. Never again!
I have already stated that Texas doesn't make the worst chili in the world, but maybe I should explain why I don't think they make the best either. The reason is because some guy whose name I don't know in the backwoods of LaCrosse County, Wisconsin makes the best (red) chili in the world. I've only had it once and have spent more than half a lifetime trying to recreate it. I know it had three unusual ingredients in it. The first being potatoes. I have never made a chili since without including cubed potatoes in the mix. The second being V8 juice. Certainly you can make a good chili without V8, but a lot of guess work is removed just by adding this. The third ingredient, the one I have never used or had in anybody else’s chili is venison. The guy who made this chili was a typical Wisconsin outdoorsman and so was never far from a can of Old Style, an ice fishing shanty, and a dead white tail buck. He may not be the kind of guy I would like to be around on Super-Bowl Sunday, but he would be the first guy to see for advice on a barbeque.
Serve your chili with my delicious vegan cornbread, here!
- 300 g Vegan Mince
- 3 tablespoon Olive Oil
- 1 Onion large, diced
- 2 Celery stalks, diced
- 2 Bell Peppers any colour, diced
- 2-4 Chili peppers (to your taste preference)
- 1 Mulato Chilli dried
- 500 ml Vegetable Juice I use V8
- 1 16oz Tomatoes tinned, chopped
- 2 16oz Kidney Beans or pinto beans, or a mix, drained
- 1 tablespoon chili powder or to your taste
- 1 tablespoon sugar
- salt to taste
- Over medium heat, sweat onions, celery, peppers, and chillies for about 10 minutes.
- Stir in the vegan mince and cook for about 5 minutes to absorb all the flavours.
- Stir in chili powder and all the remaining ingredients, cover, and simmer over low heat for at least half an hour.
- Turn off heat and let stand overnight. Reheat and serve the following day in a bowl with fresh spring onions, fresh coriander and vegan yogurt on top. If you're English, you'll feel compelled to serve this over rice, but it is completely unnecessary.
- Like all tomato based sauces, this recipe only improves with age. I like it best after about five days, but it's always gone before then.